Mutant Mayhem’ Brief Turns Donnie Right into a ChatGPT Stan

Excellent news: we’ve acquired a brand new take a look at the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Christmas particular, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Chrome Alone 2 — Lost in New Jersey. Paramount Photos has launched footage of the brief, which hits theaters this December. Dangerous information: it confirms that one of many shelled quartet teenagers is a ChatGPT bro.

Within the footage, we see Michelangelo, Donatello, Raphael, and Leonardo strolling down the bustling streets, window purchasing for a gift for Grasp Splinter, who, on your reminder, is voiced by the incomparable Jackie Chan. Whereas Mikey goes the DIY route, making a mug in his adopted daddy’s picture, Donatello, the “sensible one,” does a really uncharacteristically smooth-brained factor by saying he would simply ask ChatGPT.

This warrants a groan from his brothers, who would possibly as properly be a stand-in for the viewers. What, pray inform, is the purple-color-coded teen’s retort to his rightful shaming? “Don’t blame AI. It’s solely pretty much as good as its prompts.”

Mercifully, we lower away from the Donatello slander to see a live-action toy commercial for… properly, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Sorta.

However hark, the entire uncharacteristic ChatGPT point out debacle continues to be a intelligent jabait, with the TMNT footage’s in-universe toy commercial seemingly poking enjoyable at one thing AI would shit out in response to an artless immediate like “What does a rat dad need?”

As an alternative of showcasing all their titular hallmarks, the very off-putting “tortoise-powered” toys discuss up their love for cheeseburgers whereas having an uncanny valley’s price of fingers. Donatello, in an effort to redeem his earlier character assassination from earlier, echoes the sentiment of his brothers about New York’s knockoff heroes in a half shell, saying, “If anybody needs to be getting cash off of this, it needs to be us.”

We finish on the brothers steeling themselves to take a harrowing journey to New Jersey to air out Genuine Imitations Toy Firm’s blatant copyright infringement. If that’s not a compelling little bit of Christmas story drama, we don’t know what’s.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Chrome Alone 2 — Misplaced in New Jersey comes two years after director Jeff Rowe (Mitchells vs. the Machines) and producers Seth Rogen and Evan Goldberg’s Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem. In io9’s review, we mentioned the movie was completely phenomenal, writing, “In a 12 months that’s already given us unforgettable animation with movies like Nimona, Elemental, and Spider-Man: Throughout the Spider-Verse, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem is correct up there” as a “near-perfect film” we couldn’t wait to revisit time and again.

It seems that the bigwigs at Paramount caught on to everybody else’s that means and introduced {that a} sequel film and TV show were in the works.

Though the sequel movie was hit with delays, initially slated for launch subsequent 12 months earlier than being pushed again to October 2027, director Kent Seki informed Variety that he hopes the theatrical launch of this animated brief will tide TMNT followers over.

“I believe audiences are hungry for brand new methods to expertise these characters,” he mentioned. “We’ll at all times love seeing them in New York, however throwing them someplace sudden opens the door to new humor, new stakes, and new visible potentialities,” Seki mentioned. “If individuals join with this one, I’d like to hold exploring that.”

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Chrome Alone 2 — Misplaced in New Jersey hits theaters December 19 with the function The SpongeBob Film: Seek for SquarePants.

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